“Suspicious objects found throughout Boston area” reads the Boston.com headline. And who, pray tell, is stalking the good and mostly uncultured people of Boston? Why it’s Igniognot and Err! Apparently (although I can’t confirm this) the bomb squad even decided to detonate an LCD likeness of our rude mooninite friends. So let’s see… what’s the moral of the story? Oh yeah! Their might cannot be usurped, fools! On the moon, nerds get their pants pulled down and they are spanked with moon rocks.