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		<title>Desktop/Cloud Hybrid Software Will Win</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[The software than wins is the software that puts the user first, which in the case of desktop vs. cloud computing means both.  Software must work across a user's personal cloud and the big cloud.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>There have been a lot of technology pundits discussing <a href="http://uliang.wordpress.com/2007/05/12/doing-away-with-the-gui-desktop/">the demise of the desktop</a>&#8212;primarily arguing that the desktop is going to get sucked in to the browser.  And there has been a lot of conversation about switching <a href="http://www.wired.com/techbiz/people/magazine/16-01/st_qa">from the desktop</a> to &#8220;the cloud&#8221;&#8212;the idea of the network as the computer.  In a funny comment in that Wired article I just linked to, Clay Shirky is quoted as saying that when Thomas Watson estimated that the world only needed five computers, his estimate was off by four.  It rings true because it is a simple and funny observation, but this new view of the network as the computer is a binary view, problematic because as software engineers still tend to do, the solution takes the user into account second and not first.  A user-first outlook for <em>most</em> software demands of it that it be a desktop-cloud hybrid&#8212;with good reason.  And a desktop-cloud hybrid won&#8217;t suck the OS in the browser, it will suck the browser into all the apps that a user has.  I want to point out two real successes in this regard first, and then look at gaps in the current software offerings out there.</p>

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<h2>iTunes</h2>

<p>I think the runaway winner of this particular concept category&#8212;the desktop/cloud hybrid&#8212;has got to be iTunes.  On the desktop, it is the ultimate organizer for your music (and video) files.  It helps you move from atom media (the CD) to new media (digital).  And there are several ways for it to interoperate with your home stereo system (and iPod for mobile use).  To paraphrase, iTunes has great local functionaliy.  And as far as it&#8217;s cloud functionality is concerned, it catalogs and names albums and tracks through <a href="http://www.gracenote.com/">CDDB</a>.  It allows you to listen to steaming music through its radio function or other iTunes users on the local network; as well as download podcasts.  And it lets you outright purchase music from the online store, which in itself is a pretty savvy application.  So, iTunes also functions exceptionally in your local cloud and the big cloud.</p>

<p>DRM and monopoly arguments aside, part of iTunes&#8217; success is that it is available to you on multiple computers and multiple devices.<sup id="fnref:1"><a href="#fn:1" rel="footnote">1</a></sup>  It&#8217;s on the desktop and it&#8217;s in the cloud.  In fact, it&#8217;s more than that.  It is local to the computer you are on at the moment, it lets you access your music elsewhere in your private cloud ((your home desktop, work desktop, laptop, ipod, iphone, etc.)) and it operates in the public cloud.  And with special regard to the iTunes store, I think it is imperative for software developers to note that iTunes has taken the reverse strategy of many online efforts; that is, rather than move its application to the browser, it has moved the browser into the application.</p>

<h2>NetNewsWire</h2>

<p>The guys at <a href="http://www.newsgator.com">Newsgator</a> get this too.  NetNewsWire (for those that don&#8217;t know) is a really nice RSS feed reader for the Mac OS that does a couple of really important things that I&#8217;ve already noted here.  One, you can set up NetNewsWire on multiple computers (work, home) and they synchronize to each other.  To boot, if you&#8217;re away from your computers (or in my case, on a PC), you can hit your feeds through any web browser.  And it&#8217;s interesting to note that NetNewsWire has also moved the browser into <em>its</em> own structure.  While you can set up your preferences so that NetNewsWire opens your favorite browser to let you read a full article on a web page, the software will also allow you to open the article&#8217;s web page right inside the NetNewsWire display pane.  On a large monitor (in my opinion) this is the way to go.  It operates locally, letting you read flagged items even if you&#8217;re off the net, it operates on your private cloud by synchronizing among your own machines and devices, and it operates in the big cloud.</p>

<h2>Email!</h2>

<p>Duh.  I won&#8217;t speak too much to this example accept to point out that unless you&#8217;ve switched to the IMAP standard then your email isn&#8217;t quite yet the local/cloud hybrid it could be.  This is why I primarily think that IMAP is really the standard of the future for email.</p>

<h3>Investigating the Gap</h3>

<p>Of course, a lot of Web 2.0 applications aren&#8217;t things that we need access to all the time.<sup id="fnref:2"><a href="#fn:2" rel="footnote">2</a></sup>  I love del.icio.us but it&#8217;s a fact that if I can&#8217;t get to any pages on the web then I likely don&#8217;t need to get to the bookmarks for those pages either.  I can&#8217;t think of a local use (on my own computer, off the net) for something like Facebook either.  These more social kinds of Web 2.0 sites don&#8217;t seem to gain value from being anything other than a browser dependent app.  But I would still bet that the local/cloud hybrid app that <em>did</em> figure out why you need it locally would beat out the cloud-only apps after a while.</p>

<p>It strikes me that productivty apps&#8212;specifically where a user is generating a piece of content for their own use&#8212;is really where the hybrid model becomes an imperative.  The simplest example I can think of is to do lists.  For the Mac there&#8217;s a beautiful application called <a href="http://www.culturedcode.com/things/">Things</a> that lets you track all your tasks&#8212;on one computer.  It doesn&#8217;t synch with other versions of itself over the net on your other machines, and it doesn&#8217;t have an alternate web interface.  And web sites like <a href="http://www.rememberthemilk.com/">Remember the Milk</a>, <a href="http://www.tadalist.com/">Tada</a>, and <a href="http://todoist.com/">Todoist</a> all have the problem that they can only be accessed throgh the web and can&#8217;t operate locally off the net and then &#8220;catch up&#8221; later.<sup id="fnref:3"><a href="#fn:3" rel="footnote">3</a></sup>  Until either of those desktop/cloud applications accomplish that, for all their sorting and priotizing and color-coding capabilities, they just don&#8217;t beat a notebook in my pocket.</p>

<p><a href="https://www.google.com/a/">Google Apps</a> is great and I keep much of my writing there for convenient access on multiple computers and platforms, but at the end of the day, I have to transfer the writing to some kind of program that will give me the format options that I need.  It&#8217;s not terribly inconvient but it&#8217;s not effecient either.  The winner, in my book, will be the word processor that can sync with multiple copies of itself on multiple platforms and still make the text available to the user online when no copy of the desktop app is available.<sup id="fnref:4"><a href="#fn:4" rel="footnote">4</a></sup></p>

<p>And just off the top of my head, another sure winner in this hybrid category would be a merger of <a href="http://www.delicious-monster.com/">Delicious Monster</a> and <a href="http://www.amazon.com">Amazon</a>&#8212;two great tastes that could taste great together.</p>

<h2>Going Forward, and <em>Really</em> Forward</h2>

<p>It&#8217;s just a simple fact that as any technology development gets more complex, the probability of a malfunction increases as well.  The idea of always-on internet connections is flawed significantly in this way.  Software and data that exists only in the cloud is going to be completely unavailable some of the time.  Software that exists only on the desktop is going to squirrel data away in locations that we can&#8217;t get to, or in formats we can&#8217;t access elsewhere in the cloud.  But software that takes the user into account first will make sure that data is available on or off the net, privately and/or publicly, and in standard formats.  Software that takes a user&#8217;s point of view first will win (in an open competition).</p>

<p>When you think about a really wild augmented-reality future, where Facebook profiles appear over people&#8217;s heads on your personal HUD and Google Maps data is laid out over the real world, the value of hybrid local/cloud software becomes much more obvious.<sup id="fnref:5"><a href="#fn:5" rel="footnote">5</a></sup> In the case of a world like that, falling off the network for a moment due to some hiccup in the datastream would result in a literal kind of blindness.  It would appear as if half of your visual conception of the world had vanished, and even if it was for only a moment it would have to disconcerting&#8212;like losing your real vision for only a second or two would be.  Local/cloud synchronization solves this problem.</p>

<p>This kind of data blindness is exactly what results when a user&#8217;s personal data doesn&#8217;t permeate through the multiple layers of software (and privacy) that an individual user regularly encounters. Users need their content on their computer, on their other computers, on other&#8217;s computers, on their platform and on other platforms, on their cell phone, on their iPod, on their TV, and on and on.  The idea of cloud computing only partly solves that problem in that there&#8217;s only one big cloud.  Users really need their own cloud.  They need it for senitive data that they need to get on multiple machines.  They need it for privacy.  And the synchronization of data both locally and in a big cloud backpack ensures the safety of their data.  I want my mp3s.  But it&#8217;s also nice to stream them from my desktop to my laptop or stereo.  And a big cloud backup wouldn&#8217;t hurt either.</p>

<p>Our content has been moving towards standardization for a while, i.e. mp3s and XML, and the standardization is getting better all the time, but the application interfaces have some catching up to do to really take advantage of that standardization.</p>

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<p>I am NO fan of the DRM that Apple is forced to use and have limited my own purchases from the iTunes store to iTunes Plus songs.  And I used AppleMacSoft DRM Converter to get rid of the DRM on my older purchases.&#160;<a href="#fnref:1" rev="footnote">&#8617;</a></p>
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<p>I define Web 2.0 sites primarily as user-generated databases with specialized UIs for a data category.&#160;<a href="#fnref:2" rev="footnote">&#8617;</a></p>
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<p>By catch up, I mean synchronize with their online database counterparts&#8212;the apparent goal of <a href="http://gears.google.com/">Google Gears</a>.&#160;<a href="#fnref:3" rev="footnote">&#8617;</a></p>
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<p>For the record, <a href="http://www.literatureandlatte.com/scrivener.html">Scrivener</a> is the closest on this track with its use of bundled text files and multiple export options.  Being able to synch those text files with other machines I have and, say, a WordPress blog, would cinch it as the best writing application.&#160;<a href="#fnref:4" rev="footnote">&#8617;</a></p>
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<p>For the two best fiction examples of a future like this, see Vernor Vinge&#8217;s <em>Rainbow&#8217;s End</em> and Cory Doctorow&#8217;s <em>Down and Out in the Magic Kingdom</em>&#8212;I&#8217;ll link to them in a little bit when Librarything.com is up and running again.&#160;<a href="#fnref:5" rev="footnote">&#8617;</a></p>
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		<title>Hot, Cold Media and MobiTV</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Television on mobile phones is just starting to happen. It begs the question, what would Macluhan have thought? In Understanding Media [amazon link] he discusses cool and hot media. But in McLuhan&#8217;s world of 1964, media were tied to machines. How then could a cell phone (the cool medium of the telephone) that runs TV [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Television on mobile phones is just <a href="http://www.wired.com/news/wireless/0,1382,66771,00.html">starting to happen</a>.  It begs the question, what would Macluhan have thought?  In <a href="http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/redirect?tag=wwwrussellwar-20&amp;path=tg/detail/-/0262631598/qid=1110212363/sr=8-1/ref=pd_csp_1/?v=glance&amp;s=books&amp;n=507846">Understanding Media</a> [amazon link] he discusses cool and hot media.  But in McLuhan&#8217;s world of 1964, media were tied to machines.  How then could a cell phone (the cool medium of the telephone) that runs TV (a hot medium) be described?  My answer: it can&#8217;t.  The dawn of electric media actually points to the death of the machine in its literal form.
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What Marshall McLuhan was describing when he he first talked about hot and cool media was the amount of participation of the mind involved.  Some media require the person observing it to &#8220;fill in the blanks&#8221;.  Hot media are high definition &#8212; the blanks are mostly filled in.  In his own words:</p>

<blockquote>Hot media are, therefore, low in participation, and cool media are high in participation or completion by the audience.  Naturally, therefore, a hot medium like radio has very different effects on the user from a cool medium like the telephone.</blockquote>

<p>One of McLuhans&#8217; other points was that media are often contained within media.  Speech is a medium that is contained in print.  Speech is also extended by the telephone.  But he says that whereas typographic print is a hot medium, the telephone is not.  So what does that entail for video on the mobile phone?  Is a cell phone a hot or cool medium?  The answer is, it isn&#8217;t</p>

<p>Just as McLuhan was trying to get world to recogize that the effects of media were not within its &#8220;content&#8221;, McLuhan missed a critical factor in media as well.  Even though he often posited that media were extensions of man&#8217;s senses he still framed his discussion of media around the machines that made them.  But the reason I bring up the mobile phone is to show just that &#8212; the machines don&#8217;t matter any more, the media has escaped them.  The cell phone is a cool medium when used as a phone, and hot medium when used as a TV.  The computer is similar, as is the video game console.  They are multimedia machines and the last of their kind.</p>

<p>As I have argued <a href="http://banapana.troped.com/archives/2005/02/interface_avant.html">before</a>:</p>

<blockquote>For example, audio-video is an extension of your vision and hearing. Audio is merely an extension of your hearing. The television, quicktime, windows media players, iPods and computer monitors are all mechanisms for the delivery and manipulation of media. This is why I think that referring to the internet or the computer as a medium is a [mistaken categorization]. The truth is, you can&#8217;t sense anything about the Internet. It&#8217;s really just a delivery mechanism for information that becomes media once it is formatted in a way in which you can perceive it. The web is a medium and in fact can be referred to as multimedia because of it use of various media such as text, video, and sound.</blockquote>

<p>Discussing media without discussing the restrictive nature of the machines that create them illuminates two intereting points.  One is that McLuhan was more right than he knew.  The medium is the message, but the medium is not the machine.  The media are freeing themselves from a physical construct and we will soon see a day when media are ubiquitous and the machine is nowhere to be found.</p>]]></content:encoded>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I did not know this but somebody ranks the Superbowl commercials using focus groups.   Since I don&#8217;t trust USA Today to leave their chart up for any length of time, I&#8217;ve re-posted the ranking here.  After all the <a href="http://daringfireball.net/2005/02/magic_8ball_napster">magic eight-ball questioning</a> about whether Napster was really a better deal than iTunes, I&#8217;m glad to see that people noticed it was just a lousy ad that used hardly any imgination.  Why do I get the distinct feeling that a nosy VP of marketing decided they were a creative director?  &#8220;A sign at the Superbowl!  It&#8217;s grass roots!&#8221;  Yeah.  Except that it&#8217;s a superbowl ad, dummy.
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Chart provided by <a href="http://www.usatoday.com/money/advertising/admeter/2005-ad-meter-results-chart.htm">USA Today</a>.  I wish USA Today had provided a little more information on who or what exactly &#8220;Ad Meter&#8221; is.  Without more information (and a lackluster google search result) I&#8217;m going to assume that Ad Meter is just something that USA does itself.</p>

<table border="0" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="3"><tr><td colspan="3" bgcolor="#66cc33" align="center">10 most popular</td></tr><tr><td bgcolor="#66cc33">Company</td><td bgcolor="#66cc33">Description</td><td bgcolor="#66cc33">Score</td></tr><tr><td bgcolor="#ccffcc">Anheuser-Busch </td><td bgcolor="#ccffcc">Pilot jumps out of plane for six-pack of Bud Light after skydiver refuses.</td><td bgcolor="#ccffcc">8.65</td></tr><tr><td bgcolor="#ffffff">Ameriquest Mortgage</td><td bgcolor="#ffffff">Store customer&#8217;s cell phone chat misunderstood to be robbery.</td><td bgcolor="#ffffff">8.06</td></tr><tr><td bgcolor="#ccffcc">Anheuser-Busch </td><td bgcolor="#ccffcc">American troops get standing ovation thank you at airport.</td><td bgcolor="#ccffcc">7.94</td></tr><tr><td bgcolor="#ffffff">CareerBuilder.com</td><td bgcolor="#ffffff">Guy in boardroom won&#8217;t kiss-up to monkey boss &#8212; but one monkey does.</td><td bgcolor="#ffffff">7.86</td></tr><tr><td bgcolor="#ccffcc">CareerBuilder.com</td><td bgcolor="#ccffcc">Guy sits on whoopee cushion as prankster monkey colleagues laugh.</td><td bgcolor="#ccffcc">7.81</td></tr><tr><td bgcolor="#ffffff">CareerBuilder.com</td><td bgcolor="#ffffff">Guy can&#8217;t get work done because he works with a bunch of monkeys.</td><td bgcolor="#ffffff">7.77</td></tr><tr><td bgcolor="#ccffcc">Anheuser-Busch </td><td bgcolor="#ccffcc">Guy at game sees cell phone photo of his girl at home with another guy.</td><td bgcolor="#ccffcc">7.71</td></tr><tr><td bgcolor="#ffffff">Ameriquest Mortgage</td><td bgcolor="#ffffff">Romantic dinner goes awry after cat knocks over spaghetti sauce.</td><td bgcolor="#ffffff">7.67</td></tr><tr><td bgcolor="#ccffcc">Emerald Nuts</td><td bgcolor="#ccffcc">Nut-loving dad takes grief from unicorn, Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny.</td><td bgcolor="#ccffcc">7.61</td></tr><tr><td bgcolor="#ffffff">Pepsi</td><td bgcolor="#ffffff">Cindy Crawford, other women eye handsome Diet Pepsi drinker.</td><td bgcolor="#ffffff">7.54</td></tr><tr><td colspan="3" align="center">The rest of the ads</td></tr><tr><td bgcolor="#ccffcc">Anheuser-Busch </td><td bgcolor="#ccffcc">Ostrich, giraffe, kangaroo and cute pig audition to join the Clydesdales.</td><td bgcolor="#ccffcc">7.44</td></tr><tr><td bgcolor="#ffffff">Anheuser-Busch </td><td bgcolor="#ffffff">Cedric is designated driver who gets clubgoers doing his driving dance.</td><td bgcolor="#ffffff">7.30</td></tr><tr><td bgcolor="#ccffcc">Olympus</td><td bgcolor="#ccffcc">Tourists take pictures and groove with camera that also plays music.</td><td bgcolor="#ccffcc">7.27</td></tr><tr><td bgcolor="#ffffff">Pepsi</td><td bgcolor="#ffffff">P. Diddy, other stars start Hollywood trend driving Diet Pepsi trucks.</td><td bgcolor="#ffffff">7.03</td></tr><tr><td bgcolor="#ccffcc">Anheuser-Busch </td><td bgcolor="#ccffcc">Parrot protects woman at bar from creep who wants to buy her a Bud.</td><td bgcolor="#ccffcc">6.99</td></tr><tr><td bgcolor="#ffffff">FedEx</td><td bgcolor="#ffffff">Burt Reynolds dances with bear in ad with Top 10 Super Bowl ad tips.</td><td bgcolor="#ffffff">6.98</td></tr><tr><td bgcolor="#ccffcc">MasterCard</td><td bgcolor="#ccffcc">Famous brand icons from Jolly Green Giant to Pillsbury Doughboy get together for MasterCard.</td><td bgcolor="#ccffcc">6.97</td></tr><tr><td bgcolor="#ffffff">Anheuser-Busch </td><td bgcolor="#ffffff">Cedric&#8217;s island dream turned into nightmare by nagging beauties.</td><td bgcolor="#ffffff">6.90</td></tr><tr><td bgcolor="#ccffcc">Anheuser-Busch </td><td bgcolor="#ccffcc">Rich guy not smooth, smooth guy not rich, Michelob Amber Bock is both.</td><td bgcolor="#ccffcc">6.56</td></tr><tr><td bgcolor="#ffffff">Sony Pictures</td><td bgcolor="#ffffff">Promoting the comedy film <i>Hitch</i> with Will Smith.</td><td bgcolor="#ffffff">6.41</td></tr><tr><td bgcolor="#ccffcc">Frito-Lay</td><td bgcolor="#ccffcc">After kid hits ball over the fence, M.C. Hammer gets tossed back.</td><td bgcolor="#ccffcc">6.39</td></tr><tr><td bgcolor="#ffffff">Paramount Pictures</td><td bgcolor="#ffffff">Studio promote Spielberg/Hanks film <i>War of the Worlds</i>.</td><td bgcolor="#ffffff">6.36</td></tr><tr><td bgcolor="#ccffcc">Buena Vista</td><td bgcolor="#ccffcc">Promotion for <i>The Pacifier</i> with Vin Diesel.</td><td bgcolor="#ccffcc">6.31</td></tr><tr><td bgcolor="#ffffff">Subway</td><td bgcolor="#ffffff">Police find two teen boys in steamy car eating toasted sub sandwiches.</td><td bgcolor="#ffffff">6.29</td></tr><tr><td bgcolor="#ccffcc">Olympus</td><td bgcolor="#ccffcc">Bridesmaids in odd dresses dance to camera that also plays music.</td><td bgcolor="#ccffcc">6.19</td></tr><tr><td bgcolor="#ffffff">Verizon Wireless</td><td bgcolor="#ffffff">Ad for new VCast Service that puts TV-like video on cell phones.</td><td bgcolor="#ffffff">6.16</td></tr><tr><td bgcolor="#ccffcc">Pepsi</td><td bgcolor="#ccffcc">Pepsi bottles sing when caps are lifted in iTunes giveaway promotion.</td><td bgcolor="#ccffcc">6.01</td></tr><tr><td bgcolor="#ffffff">GoDaddy.com</td><td bgcolor="#ffffff">Buxom woman&#8217;s wardrobe malfunction upsets censorship committee.</td><td bgcolor="#ffffff">5.98</td></tr><tr><td bgcolor="#ccffcc">Paramount Pictures</td><td bgcolor="#ccffcc">Studio promotes film remake of <i>The Longest Yard.</i></td><td bgcolor="#ccffcc">5.97</td></tr><tr><td bgcolor="#ffffff">20th Century Fox</td><td bgcolor="#ffffff">Studio promoting upcoming animated film <i>Robots</i>.</td><td bgcolor="#ffffff">5.94</td></tr><tr><td bgcolor="#ccffcc">McIlhenny Tabasco</td><td bgcolor="#ccffcc">Bathing beauty&#8217;s tan lines display the hot sauce&#8217;s unique qualities.</td><td bgcolor="#ccffcc">5.92</td></tr><tr><td bgcolor="#ffffff">Paramount Pictures</td><td bgcolor="#ffffff">Studio promotes film <i>Sahara.</i></td><td bgcolor="#ffffff">5.92</td></tr><tr><td bgcolor="#ccffcc">Eli Lilly-Cialis</td><td bgcolor="#ccffcc">Couples in romantic settings ogle to classic song <i>Be My Baby</i>.</td><td bgcolor="#ccffcc">5.88</td></tr><tr><td bgcolor="#ffffff">MGM Studios</td><td bgcolor="#ffffff">Studio promoting upcoming film <i>Be Cool</i>.</td><td bgcolor="#ffffff">5.75</td></tr><tr><td bgcolor="#ccffcc">Toyota</td><td bgcolor="#ccffcc">Ad promotes Toyota&#8217;s hybrid vehicle Prius.</td><td bgcolor="#ccffcc">5.75</td></tr><tr><td bgcolor="#ffffff">Staples</td><td bgcolor="#ffffff">From school room to operating room, life is simpler with &#8220;Easy Button.&#8221;</td><td bgcolor="#ffffff">5.73</td></tr><tr><td bgcolor="#ccffcc">Warner Bros.</td><td bgcolor="#ccffcc">Studio promotes upcoming film <i>Constantine</i>.</td><td bgcolor="#ccffcc">5.65</td></tr><tr><td bgcolor="#ffffff">Ford-Volvo</td><td bgcolor="#ffffff">Rocket launches with &#8220;My Other Vehicle is a Volvo XC90&#8243; bumper sticker, Virgin Atlantic&#8217;s Richard Branson pitches contest for ride in space.</td><td bgcolor="#ffffff">5.65</td></tr><tr><td bgcolor="#ccffcc">Visa</td><td bgcolor="#ccffcc">Animated superheroes respond after woman loses Visa check card.</td><td bgcolor="#ccffcc">5.64</td></tr><tr><td bgcolor="#ffffff">GM-Cadillac </td><td bgcolor="#ffffff">Speedy new Cadillacs blast out of tunnel, disappear in puff of smoke.</td><td bgcolor="#ffffff">5.55</td></tr><tr><td bgcolor="#ccffcc">Warner Bros.</td><td bgcolor="#ccffcc">Studio promotes upcoming film <i>Batman Begins</i>.</td><td bgcolor="#ccffcc">5.54</td></tr><tr><td bgcolor="#ffffff">NFL</td><td bgcolor="#ffffff">NFL icons from Vince Lombardi to John Elway hoist Super Bowl trophy.</td><td bgcolor="#ffffff">5.51</td></tr><tr><td bgcolor="#ccffcc">Honda-Ridgeline</td><td bgcolor="#ccffcc">New Honda pickup drives on mountain ridge.</td><td bgcolor="#ccffcc">5.49</td></tr><tr><td bgcolor="#ffffff">Unilever-Degree</td><td bgcolor="#ffffff">Grown-up mama&#8217;s boy can&#8217;t let go of his mama in deodorant spot.</td><td bgcolor="#ffffff">5.43</td></tr><tr><td bgcolor="#ccffcc">Pepsi</td><td bgcolor="#ccffcc">Gwen Stefani and Eve glam up iTunes giveaway promotion with their hit song <i>Rich Girl</i>.</td><td bgcolor="#ccffcc">5.31</td></tr><tr><td bgcolor="#ffffff">MBNA</td><td bgcolor="#ffffff">Gladys Knight tears up the field as rugby star in Affinity credit card ad.</td><td bgcolor="#ffffff">5.29</td></tr><tr><td bgcolor="#ccffcc">McDonald&#8217;s</td><td bgcolor="#ccffcc">Couple hold Web auction for french fry that looks like Abraham Lincoln.</td><td bgcolor="#ccffcc">5.19</td></tr><tr><td bgcolor="#ffffff">Cosentino Silestone countertops</td><td bgcolor="#ffffff">Mike Ditka, Jim McMahon, William &#8220;Refrigerator&#8221; Perry and Dennis Rodman debate who best fits with Diana Pearl countertop style.</td><td bgcolor="#ffffff">5.18</td></tr><tr><td bgcolor="#ccffcc">Quiznos</td><td bgcolor="#ccffcc">Baby Bob for Quiznos subs.</td><td bgcolor="#ccffcc">5.01</td></tr><tr><td bgcolor="#ffffff">Honda-Ridgeline</td><td bgcolor="#ffffff">New Honda pickup appears to drive through clouds.</td><td bgcolor="#ffffff">4.99</td></tr><tr><td colspan="3" align="center">5 least popular</td></tr><tr><td bgcolor="#ccffcc">Taco Bell</td><td bgcolor="#ccffcc">Chicken enchilada dropped on sports card collection.</td><td bgcolor="#ccffcc">4.98</td></tr><tr><td bgcolor="#ffffff">Bubblicious</td><td bgcolor="#ffffff">LeBron James blows big bubble for Bubblicious.</td><td bgcolor="#ffffff">4.92</td></tr><tr><td bgcolor="#ccffcc">Anheuser-Busch</td><td bgcolor="#ccffcc">Introduction of Budweiser Select low-carb beer with no aftertaste.</td><td bgcolor="#ccffcc">4.78</td></tr><tr><td bgcolor="#ffffff">Ciba Vision</td><td bgcolor="#ffffff">People float in bubbles for O2OPTIX silicone hydrogen contact lenses.</td><td bgcolor="#ffffff">4.44</td></tr><tr><td bgcolor="#ccffcc">Napster</td><td bgcolor="#ccffcc">Feline icon at football game holds up sign comparing price of new Napster service with rival iTunes.</td><td bgcolor="#ccffcc">4.37</td></tr></table>]]></content:encoded>
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