I found this on Slashdot regarding an article about Jeff Hawkins founding a new AI company called Numenta. It was posted by Shadow Wrought and was too funny, so I thought I’d post it here:

HAL: Dave, do I need a penis enlargement? Dave: For the millionth time HAL, no. You don’t have one, remember? HAL: But if I did, do you think I would get better functionality if I used Viatroxx? Dave: No. Now Hal… HAL: Dave, it looks like there’s another poor Nigerian who needs my help. Dave: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgggggg! HAL: Dave? What are you doing Dave?