http://banapana.com/uncategorized/magazine-hyperbole-will-be-vastly-superior-in-the-future This is your mind on media. Sat, 28 Jan 2012 06:54:00 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 http://banapana.com/uncategorized/magazine-hyperbole-will-be-vastly-superior-in-the-future/comment-page-1#comment-7077 mike Mon, 23 Jul 2007 16:59:02 +0000 http://www.banapana.com/interface/magazine-hyperbole-will-be-vastly-superior-in-the-future#comment-7077 <p>I have a rebutt for you, Sir Warner!</p> <ol> <li>Giant displays DO HELP! With my big tv/monitor, I can finally see the people who are watching me. Serves 'em right!</li> <li>Mid-Air Mouse! Do you know how to 'work the internet?' YOU DON'T HAVE TO WITH THE FREAKIN' AMAZING GENIUS TECHNOLOGY FOUND IN THE MID-AIR MOUSE! I want mine to look like the Nintendo Power Glove. I would slap the beautiful womens with it! 'Cause they'd be all over me!</li> <li>Quantum Computing - This thing is so amazing, you have no idea. When they finally build one that works, Jesus will come popping out of it like it's some kinda crazy birthday surprise cake. And since by that time all those bible-thumpin' zealots will have been raptured away, we who are Left Behind will get to experience the ultimate rush: Quantum PORN! Everywhere At Once!</li> <li>Extreme Peer-To-Peer. You should no better! Peer-To-Peer would be so totally awexome if it were somehow made extreme by programmers. Don't you know that anything with "EXTREME" in it is automatically better??? P.S. Maybe it would be cool if I could 'work the internet' with a fork. Think about that.</li> <li>Homemade Brain. This technology could actually save lives by enabling countless dorks to have someone to talk to, rather than trolling message boards for eternity hinting at how they plan on destroying the world. Not that they ever would, or could. I mean, come on! Just look at 'em! What dorks! No, the lives these noble homemade brains would save would be the nerds themselves. Then they can hump themselves out of existence on their robot hookers. Gross. The mice are displeased.</li> </ol> I have a rebutt for you, Sir Warner!

1. Giant displays DO HELP! With my big tv/monitor, I can finally see the people who are watching me. Serves ‘em right!
2. Mid-Air Mouse! Do you know how to ‘work the internet?’ YOU DON’T HAVE TO WITH THE FREAKIN’ AMAZING GENIUS TECHNOLOGY FOUND IN THE MID-AIR MOUSE! I want mine to look like the Nintendo Power Glove. I would slap the beautiful womens with it! ‘Cause they’d be all over me!
3. Quantum Computing – This thing is so amazing, you have no idea. When they finally build one that works, Jesus will come popping out of it like it’s some kinda crazy birthday surprise cake. And since by that time all those bible-thumpin’ zealots will have been raptured away, we who are Left Behind will get to experience the ultimate rush: Quantum PORN! Everywhere At Once!
4. Extreme Peer-To-Peer. You should no better! Peer-To-Peer would be so totally awexome if it were somehow made extreme by programmers. Don’t you know that anything with “EXTREME” in it is automatically better??? P.S. Maybe it would be cool if I could ‘work the internet’ with a fork. Think about that.
5. Homemade Brain. This technology could actually save lives by enabling countless dorks to have someone to talk to, rather than trolling message boards for eternity hinting at how they plan on destroying the world. Not that they ever would, or could. I mean, come on! Just look at ‘em! What dorks! No, the lives these noble homemade brains would save would be the nerds themselves. Then they can hump themselves out of existence on their robot hookers. Gross. The mice are displeased.

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