Our minds on media.

Musings on the effects of media on cognition.

The Awful Truth About the Future of AI

I found this on Slashdot regarding an article about Jeff Hawkins founding a new AI company called Numenta. It was posted by Shadow Wrought and was too funny, so I thought I’d post it here:

HAL: Dave, do I need a penis enlargement?
Dave: For the millionth time HAL, no. You don’t have one, remember?
HAL: But if I did, do you think I would get better functionality if I used Viatroxx?
Dave: No. Now Hal…
HAL: Dave, it looks like there’s another poor Nigerian who needs my help.
Dave: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgggggg!
HAL: Dave? What are you doing Dave?

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